








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1116 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 437 matches | ||
| Wingman | 143 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 57 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




107 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7151 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,360 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9144 | 32% |
| Smokes | 8288 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 5314 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 5614 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,181,971 of utility $75 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1472 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SaitamaOT | 56% | 109 |
| #2 | MoNo | 55% | 67 |
| #3 | GotExx | 52% | 137 |
| #4 | R6 | 46% | 105 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SaitamaOT | 56% | 109 |
| #2 | MoNo | 55% | 67 |
| #3 | GotExx | 52% | 137 |
| #4 | R6 | 46% | 105 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SaitamaOT | 16 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | GotExx | 13 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | R6 | 10 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | MoNo | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SaitamaOT | 614 | 0.27 | 15 min |
| #2 | GotExx | 317 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #3 | R6 | 269 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #4 | MoNo | 59 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SpiRaL' | +2.41 | 80 | 59 |
| #2 | R6 | +0.80 | 80 | 62 |
| #3 | SaitamaOT | +0.22 | 76 | 62 |
| #4 | GotExx | -0.90 | 48 | 64 |
| #5 | MoNo | -3.21 | 55 | 29 |





