








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 37 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 179 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1777 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,142 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2697 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3294 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 1700 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1451 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $568,363 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 259 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MoNo | 67% | 18 |
| #2 | SpiRaL' | 52% | 137 |
| #3 | SaitamaOT | 48% | 48 |
| #4 | ✪ THiS | 40% | 20 |
| #5 | R6 | 38% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MoNo | 67% | 18 |
| #2 | SpiRaL' | 52% | 137 |
| #3 | SaitamaOT | 48% | 48 |
| #4 | ✪ THiS | 40% | 20 |
| #5 | R6 | 38% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SpiRaL' | 31 | 0.0108 |
| #2 | SaitamaOT | 5 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | R6 | 5 | 0.0135 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SpiRaL' | 688 | 0.24 | 16 min |
| #2 | SaitamaOT | 273 | 0.27 | 7 min |
| #3 | R6 | 43 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | ✪ THiS | 24 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | MoNo | 19 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SpiRaL' | +3.09 | 77 | 55 |
| #2 | R6 | +1.21 | 75 | 64 |
| #3 | SaitamaOT | +1.07 | 77 | 63 |
| #4 | GotExx | -1.15 | 50 | 64 |
| #5 | ✪ THiS | -1.31 | 69 | 63 |





