








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 137 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 214 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 103 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2372 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,333 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1520 | 18% |
| Smokes | 2469 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2589 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1755 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,173,875 of utility $192 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 47 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | maku1939 | 54% | 26 |
| #2 | Alek | 53% | 51 |
| #3 | _SadyscioR | 51% | 193 |
| #4 | Wolf ® | 50% | 52 |
| #5 | [LOXV]Error-404 | 50% | 103 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | _SadyscioR | 51% | 193 |
| #4 | Wolf ® | 50% | 52 |
| #5 | [LOXV]Error-404 | 50% | 103 |
| #6 | Nielot WIN.SKIN | 46% | 24 |
| #7 | Terminatorix | 25% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _SadyscioR | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | [LOXV]Error-404 | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | Nielot WIN.SKIN | 3 | 0.0060 |
| #4 | Alek | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | Wolf ® | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _SadyscioR | 699 | 0.17 | 18 min |
| #2 | [LOXV]Error-404 | 261 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #3 | Nielot WIN.SKIN | 134 | 0.27 | 3 min |
| #4 | Alek | 115 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | Wolf ® | 108 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nielot WIN.SKIN | +3.13 | 64 | 51 |
| #2 | Alek | +1.86 | 67 | 61 |
| #3 | _SadyscioR | +1.12 | 53 | 65 |
| #4 | Pan Robert | -0.01 | 56 | 62 |
| #5 | [LOXV]Error-404 | -0.58 | 33 | 64 |





