








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 345 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 522 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 119 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5024 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,520 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9059 | 37% |
| Smokes | 6338 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3223 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 5900 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,044,312 of utility $72 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 88 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pan Robert | 51% | 193 |
| #2 | Alek | 49% | 162 |
| #3 | Nielot WIN.SKIN | 48% | 123 |
| #4 | Wolf ® | 48% | 237 |
| #5 | [LOXV]Error-404 | 47% | 148 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pan Robert | 51% | 193 |
| #2 | Alek | 49% | 162 |
| #3 | Nielot WIN.SKIN | 48% | 123 |
| #4 | Wolf ® | 48% | 237 |
| #5 | [LOXV]Error-404 | 47% | 148 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nielot WIN.SKIN | 10 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | Alek | 8 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Wolf ® | 4 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | Pan Robert | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | [LOXV]Error-404 | 1 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nielot WIN.SKIN | 666 | 0.26 | 17 min |
| #2 | Wolf ® | 424 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #3 | Alek | 378 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #4 | [LOXV]Error-404 | 374 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #5 | Pan Robert | 243 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nielot WIN.SKIN | +3.20 | 66 | 62 |
| #2 | Alek | +1.58 | 67 | 69 |
| #3 | _SadyscioR | +0.43 | 58 | 64 |
| #4 | Pan Robert | -0.14 | 54 | 60 |
| #5 | Wolf ® | -0.94 | 50 | 60 |





