








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3400 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,723 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 506 | 19% |
| Smokes | 957 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 428 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 832 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $566,797 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 17 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Retro | 38% | 123 |
| #2 | stephysauze | 38% | 330 |
| #3 | ismokepaint | 36% | 137 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Retro | 38% | 123 |
| #2 | stephysauze | 38% | 330 |
| #3 | ismokepaint | 36% | 137 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stephysauze | 25 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | ismokepaint | 18 | 0.0066 |
| #3 | Retro | 7 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Retro | 535 | 0.22 | 12 min |
| #2 | stephysauze | 273 | 0.04 | 6 min |
| #3 | ismokepaint | 12 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ⓢℙ⌿⍀ℂ⋿ | +2.83 | 58 | 25 |
| #2 | Retro | +1.14 | 51 | 53 |
| #3 | stephysauze | -1.55 | 33 | 32 |
| #4 | ismokepaint | -3.91 | 16 | 11 |





