








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1602 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 296 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 154 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5834 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,226 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5414 | 26% |
| Smokes | 5177 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5282 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 5353 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,103,455 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1125 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Oowerpoower | 55% | 58 |
| #9 | T41SKY | 54% | 63 |
| #10 | Smokey | 52% | 46 |
| #11 | tosiirt | 51% | 41 |
| #12 | aatu | 51% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aatu | 225 | 0.25 | 7 min |
| #2 | Oowerpoower | 220 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #3 | T41SKY | 196 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #4 | 60hz ricky | 166 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #5 | skrez777 | 134 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HÖNÖ | +1.85 | 83 | 66 |
| #2 | スブラ | +1.83 | 89 | 48 |
| #3 | Jyge | +1.70 | 52 | 36 |
| #4 | Smokey | +1.69 | 92 | 63 |
| #5 | 60hz ricky | +1.03 | 67 | 65 |





