








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 907 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 341 matches | ||
| Faceit | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




68 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7013 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,619 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3514 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2577 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3062 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1466 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,733,954 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2884 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 龍息 | 62% | 99 |
| #2 | blejs | 60% | 62 |
| #3 | MaMa1K | 59% | 98 |
| #4 | teppo | 57% | 42 |
| #5 | seveKje XD | 57% | 109 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HERRA TWMi | 32 | 0.0128 |
| #2 | Nikez | 30 | 0.0069 |
| #3 | seveKje XD | 17 | 0.0073 |
| #4 | K1MPPA | 17 | 0.0080 |
| #5 | 龍息 | 13 | 0.0063 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nikez | 571 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #2 | HERRA TWMi | 544 | 0.22 | 13 min |
| #3 | 龍息 | 374 | 0.18 | 12 min |
| #4 | seveKje XD | 239 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #5 | K1MPPA | 222 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | seveKje XD | +2.52 | 79 | 55 |
| #2 | blejs | +2.47 | 78 | 56 |
| #3 | Onamonx | +2.33 | 76 | 56 |
| #4 | K1MPPA | +1.57 | 81 | 49 |
| #5 | Nikez | +1.26 | 72 | 53 |





