








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1125 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 289 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 54 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




65 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5313 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,933 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3747 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3578 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2877 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2731 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $790,273 of utility $82 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1789 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | HERRA TWMi | 56% | 131 |
| #7 | Onamonx | 56% | 209 |
| #8 | kim =D | 55% | 31 |
| #9 | Konda | 51% | 59 |
| #10 | Nize | 49% | 193 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HERRA TWMi | 35 | 0.0127 |
| #2 | Onamonx | 34 | 0.0079 |
| #3 | 龍息 | 27 | 0.0066 |
| #4 | K1MPPA | 19 | 0.0063 |
| #5 | tjs | 6 | 0.0090 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 龍息 | 791 | 0.19 | 23 min |
| #2 | HERRA TWMi | 633 | 0.23 | 14 min |
| #3 | Onamonx | 613 | 0.14 | 18 min |
| #4 | K1MPPA | 322 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #5 | blejs | 256 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | blejs | +3.15 | 78 | 57 |
| #2 | K1MPPA | +1.91 | 81 | 49 |
| #3 | Onamonx | +1.60 | 76 | 56 |
| #4 | Nikez | +1.39 | 72 | 54 |
| #5 | tjs | +1.25 | 79 | 54 |





