








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 642 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 142 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2707 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,513 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3004 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2417 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2851 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2241 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $519,487 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2423 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maibe | 73% | 15 |
| #2 | tjs | 71% | 28 |
| #3 | Onamonx | 62% | 99 |
| #4 | K1MPPA | 59% | 91 |
| #5 | Konda | 58% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | HERRA TWMi | 58% | 78 |
| #7 | Nikez | 56% | 200 |
| #8 | blejs | 56% | 54 |
| #9 | 12345 | 50% | 14 |
| #10 | Nize | 46% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nikez | 26 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | HERRA TWMi | 25 | 0.0153 |
| #3 | Onamonx | 20 | 0.0097 |
| #4 | K1MPPA | 12 | 0.0068 |
| #5 | tjs | 6 | 0.0111 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nikez | 508 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #2 | HERRA TWMi | 376 | 0.23 | 8 min |
| #3 | Onamonx | 289 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #4 | K1MPPA | 165 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | blejs | 133 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | blejs | +3.29 | 76 | 54 |
| #2 | K1MPPA | +1.81 | 81 | 49 |
| #3 | Nikez | +1.71 | 72 | 52 |
| #4 | Onamonx | +1.54 | 77 | 55 |
| #5 | tjs | +1.44 | 80 | 53 |





