








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 305 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 85 matches | ||
| Premier | 42 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1947 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,863 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1950 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1595 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1299 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1019 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $519,814 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 604 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rytky | 78% | 9 |
| #2 | savo | 78% | 9 |
| #3 | teppoyy | 69% | 13 |
| #4 | 很高興能被禁用 | 67% | 9 |
| #5 | IsoS | 67% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kikoeel | 7 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | isoJ | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Lade | 2 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | jamppa | 2 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | IsoS | 2 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kikoeel | 262 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #2 | Lade | 150 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #3 | isoJ | 148 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | #FREERAMEXI2025 | 84 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | IsoS | 64 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 很高興能被禁用 | +3.50 | 73 | 54 |
| #2 | Pokolm | +1.95 | 82 | 59 |
| #3 | Kikoeel | +1.67 | 76 | 64 |
| #4 | savo | +0.11 | 69 | 64 |
| #5 | isoJ | -0.03 | 73 | 61 |





