








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 36 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 166 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2102 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,566 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 843 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1117 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1005 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 601 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $466,611 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | del1cful. | 52% | 77 |
| #2 | LucifeR. | 51% | 95 |
| #3 | SadBoy Lvl10 Wannabee | 45% | 62 |
| #4 | ☭ Agya | 39% | 61 |
| #5 | CarlitosDeAngel | 22% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | del1cful. | 52% | 77 |
| #2 | LucifeR. | 51% | 95 |
| #3 | SadBoy Lvl10 Wannabee | 45% | 62 |
| #4 | ☭ Agya | 39% | 61 |
| #5 | CarlitosDeAngel | 22% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LucifeR. | 8 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | del1cful. | 6 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | SadBoy Lvl10 Wannabee | 6 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | ☭ Agya | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | CarlitosDeAngel | 1 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SadBoy Lvl10 Wannabee | 140 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #2 | LucifeR. | 101 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #3 | del1cful. | 86 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | ☭ Agya | 62 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | CarlitosDeAngel | 11 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | del1cful. | +2.94 | 54 | 58 |
| #2 | LucifeR. | +2.29 | 53 | 56 |
| #3 | Cyberstriker | +1.13 | 56 | 47 |
| #4 | SadBoy Lvl10 Wannabee | -1.72 | 41 | 42 |
| #5 | CarlitosDeAngel | -2.31 | 56 | 32 |





