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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 60 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
166 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 199 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 74 | 37% |
| Smokes | 55 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 25 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 45 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $20,473 of utility $34 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SadBoy Lvl10 Wannabee | 27% | 11 |
| #2 | Cyberstriker | 22% | 18 |
| #3 | ☭ Agya | 21% | 19 |
| #4 | del1cful. | 17% | 6 |
| #5 | LucifeR. | 11% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SadBoy Lvl10 Wannabee | 27% | 11 |
| #2 | Cyberstriker | 22% | 18 |
| #3 | ☭ Agya | 21% | 19 |
| #4 | del1cful. | 17% | 6 |
| #5 | LucifeR. | 11% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LucifeR. | 1 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | ☭ Agya | 1 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | SadBoy Lvl10 Wannabee | 1 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LucifeR. | 32 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #2 | Cyberstriker | 21 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #3 | ☭ Agya | 19 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #4 | del1cful. | 16 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | SadBoy Lvl10 Wannabee | 15 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cyberstriker | +3.10 | 66 | 41 |
| #2 | del1cful. | +2.71 | 54 | 39 |
| #3 | LucifeR. | -0.28 | 48 | 48 |
| #4 | SadBoy Lvl10 Wannabee | -2.53 | 42 | 34 |
| #5 | CarlitosDeAngel | -2.59 | 52 | 31 |





