








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 47 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
692 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,681 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 287 | 17% |
| Smokes | 934 | 56% |
| HE Grenades | 216 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 244 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $230,044 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 33 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Foxy | 62% | 13 |
| #2 | LucifeR. | 44% | 43 |
| #3 | SadBoy Lvl10 Wannabee | 42% | 50 |
| #4 | Cyberstriker | 39% | 61 |
| #5 | del1cful. | 27% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SadBoy Lvl10 Wannabee | 5 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | del1cful. | 3 | 0.0054 |
| #3 | Cyberstriker | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | LucifeR. | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | CarlitosDeAngel | 1 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SadBoy Lvl10 Wannabee | 93 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #2 | Cyberstriker | 56 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #3 | LucifeR. | 56 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | del1cful. | 43 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | CarlitosDeAngel | 21 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | del1cful. | +3.34 | 55 | 54 |
| #2 | Foxy | +2.86 | 60 | 48 |
| #3 | LucifeR. | +2.21 | 50 | 54 |
| #4 | Cyberstriker | +2.11 | 58 | 42 |
| #5 | SadBoy Lvl10 Wannabee | -0.84 | 44 | 45 |





