








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 162 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Esplay | 4 matches | 2,300 | |
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
665 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,317 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 587 | 25% |
| Smokes | 574 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 532 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 624 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $139,220 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 19 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | KursySSJ4 | 60% | 10 |
| #13 | Petite Pute | 57% | 7 |
| #14 | AZIDOT | 31% | 13 |
| #15 | Brooxsy | 0% | 3 |
| #16 | dRac /r/ | 0% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KursySSJ4 | 1 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | pouet pouet | 1 | 0.0088 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KursySSJ4 | 67 | 0.31 | 2 min |
| #2 | Pod! | 53 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #3 | AZIDOT | 49 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #4 | xia ...turbodog | 46 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | sdy | 46 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lights | +4.20 | 92 | 71 |
| #2 | KursySSJ4 | +4.06 | 98 | 51 |
| #3 | unshaark | +3.47 | 79 | 70 |
| #4 | Pod! | +3.31 | 92 | 79 |
| #5 | xia ...turbodog | +2.22 | 80 | 55 |





