








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1339 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 349 matches | ||
| Faceit | 66 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6456 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,346 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4148 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4339 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2847 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 4012 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,592,112 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 771 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jere | 57% | 161 |
| #2 | lxrd | 55% | 64 |
| #3 | janne | 54% | 28 |
| #4 | arska | 50% | 181 |
| #5 | Petzku | 49% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | arska | 576 | 0.15 | 16 min |
| #2 | Jere | 494 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| #3 | Petzku | 266 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #4 | KelaKala | 233 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #5 | lxrd | 160 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | osba:D | +2.23 | 82 | 59 |
| #2 | Jere | +0.72 | 80 | 65 |
| #3 | Petzku | +0.07 | 67 | 67 |
| #4 | lxrd | -1.23 | 75 | 52 |
| #5 | KelaKala | -1.35 | 72 | 41 |





