








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 492 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 156 matches | ||
| Faceit | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5133 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,370 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2508 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2244 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2899 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2719 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,082,754 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 351 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Guppy)) | 50% | 24 |
| #10 | Tumpe | 50% | 28 |
| #11 | RProlixx | 47% | 57 |
| #12 | Moroara | 44% | 32 |
| #13 | K Y N E | 35% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tumpe | 9 | 0.0170 |
| #2 | :) | 7 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Moroara | 5 | 0.0076 |
| #4 | AleksiP | 3 | 0.0061 |
| #5 | Poksu | 2 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jussukka | +3.30 | 85 | 72 |
| #2 | jappe | +3.28 | 84 | 60 |
| #3 | :) | +1.02 | 81 | 69 |
| #4 | Poksu | +0.91 | 88 | 67 |
| #5 | Moroara | +0.55 | 85 | 75 |





