








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 23 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
816 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,046 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 896 | 29% |
| Smokes | 921 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 689 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 540 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $299,388 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 107 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Kolzaru | 63% | 19 |
| #9 | brooklyn | 57% | 14 |
| #10 | K6 Jr | 55% | 89 |
| #11 | RedBear | 54% | 13 |
| #12 | savant | 46% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K6 Jr | 8 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | monicaaa pfgfdpdfhofgjfg | 3 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | im mlg | 3 | 0.0098 |
| #4 | a | 3 | 0.0169 |
| #5 | brooklyn | 2 | 0.0074 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | monicaaa pfgfdpdfhofgjfg | 96 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #2 | savant | 78 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #3 | K6 Jr | 54 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | Inqu1red | 26 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #5 | nybia | 23 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mys | +10.07 | 60 | 37 |
| #2 | savant | +7.40 | 62 | 69 |
| #3 | monicaaa pfgfdpdfhofgjfg | +6.27 | 72 | 49 |
| #4 | nybia | +4.01 | 53 | 53 |
| #5 | Inqu1red | +3.98 | 88 | 53 |





