








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 482 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 152 matches | ||
| Wingman | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1961 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,195 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2599 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1592 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1738 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2266 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,054,128 of utility $191 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 61 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Phyros | 61% | 18 |
| #2 | Kimenu | 61% | 95 |
| #3 | Stronqboyyy | 61% | 23 |
| #4 | ☢Toxin☢ | 55% | 163 |
| #5 | Heath97 | 54% | 129 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Heath97 | 54% | 129 |
| #6 | Shanill | 54% | 169 |
| #7 | fortnite battlepass | 52% | 29 |
| #8 | Christor | 51% | 41 |
| #9 | Skeliton | 36% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shanill | 12 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | ☢Toxin☢ | 6 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Kimenu | 5 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | Heath97 | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Stronqboyyy | 3 | 0.0062 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☢Toxin☢ | 366 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #2 | Kimenu | 301 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #3 | Shanill | 249 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #4 | Heath97 | 243 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #5 | Christor | 187 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Christor | +1.51 | 91 | 67 |
| #2 | Heath97 | +1.40 | 64 | 55 |
| #3 | ☢Toxin☢ | +1.21 | 73 | 64 |
| #4 | Shanill | +0.79 | 65 | 55 |
| #5 | Skeliton | +0.46 | 65 | 53 |





