








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 976 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 183 matches | ||
| Wingman | 116 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3770 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,333 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2700 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2440 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2100 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2093 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,796,523 of utility $220 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 103 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kimenu | 57% | 42 |
| #2 | ZesTy | 54% | 129 |
| #3 | Veerus | 54% | 37 |
| #4 | Christor | 54% | 152 |
| #5 | ☢Toxin☢ | 54% | 102 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Christor | 54% | 152 |
| #5 | ☢Toxin☢ | 54% | 102 |
| #6 | Shanill | 53% | 83 |
| #7 | Phyros | 52% | 61 |
| #8 | Aut0n | 52% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZesTy | 9 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | ☢Toxin☢ | 7 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | Aut0n | 7 | 0.0060 |
| #4 | Christor | 6 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | Shanill | 5 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Christor | 475 | 0.19 | 13 min |
| #2 | ZesTy | 468 | 0.18 | 14 min |
| #3 | Aut0n | 287 | 0.25 | 7 min |
| #4 | ☢Toxin☢ | 232 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #5 | Kimenu | 127 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Christor | +1.90 | 90 | 65 |
| #2 | Heath97 | +1.41 | 63 | 53 |
| #3 | Aut0n | +1.27 | 82 | 65 |
| #4 | ☢Toxin☢ | +0.57 | 73 | 63 |
| #5 | Shanill | +0.44 | 59 | 50 |





