








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 769 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 355 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5157 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,732 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3085 | 21% |
| Smokes | 4031 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3128 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4488 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,241,858 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 198 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Christor | 63% | 43 |
| #2 | Stronqboyyy | 63% | 24 |
| #3 | fortnite battlepass | 58% | 26 |
| #4 | ZesTy | 55% | 163 |
| #5 | Heath97 | 54% | 102 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | fortnite battlepass | 58% | 26 |
| #4 | ZesTy | 55% | 163 |
| #5 | Heath97 | 54% | 102 |
| #6 | Kimenu | 53% | 295 |
| #7 | Shanill | 51% | 227 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZesTy | 19 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | Shanill | 14 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | Kimenu | 13 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Christor | 3 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | Heath97 | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kimenu | 1029 | 0.16 | 26 min |
| #2 | ZesTy | 655 | 0.19 | 20 min |
| #3 | Shanill | 334 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #4 | Heath97 | 236 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #5 | Christor | 191 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Christor | +2.11 | 92 | 69 |
| #2 | ☢Toxin☢ | +1.19 | 73 | 63 |
| #3 | Heath97 | +1.09 | 61 | 57 |
| #4 | Shanill | +0.58 | 64 | 54 |
| #5 | ZesTy | -0.41 | 54 | 70 |





