








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 575 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 85 matches | ||
| Premier | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 23 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4594 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,081 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 266 | 25% |
| Smokes | 309 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 246 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 260 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $129,144 of utility $13 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 52 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fhillip💀 | 56% | 78 |
| #2 | Fhillipia; | 53% | 229 |
| #3 | ExL1ght; | 49% | 385 |
| #4 | BlueC | 48% | 40 |
| #5 | Ronin | 40% | 133 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fhillip💀 | 56% | 78 |
| #2 | Fhillipia; | 53% | 229 |
| #3 | ExL1ght; | 49% | 385 |
| #4 | BlueC | 48% | 40 |
| #5 | Ronin | 40% | 133 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ExL1ght; | 24 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Fhillipia; | 10 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Fhillip💀 | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | Ronin | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | BlueC | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ExL1ght; | 1617 | 0.21 | 44 min |
| #2 | Fhillipia; | 1074 | 0.24 | 30 min |
| #3 | Fhillip💀 | 416 | 0.26 | 13 min |
| #4 | BlueC | 143 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #5 | Ronin | 112 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fhillip💀 | +3.00 | 70 | 76 |
| #2 | Fhillipia; | +1.64 | 71 | 74 |
| #3 | ExL1ght; | +1.28 | 91 | 76 |
| #4 | BlueC | +0.17 | 53 | 61 |
| #5 | TyrdosGod - I Hate This Game D | -0.77 | 68 | 9 |





