








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1516 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 199 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 43 matches | ||
| Faceit | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 88 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7763 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,537 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11217 | 37% |
| Smokes | 7027 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 5299 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 6994 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,267,654 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 358 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fhillip💀 | 60% | 87 |
| #2 | BlueC | 54% | 147 |
| #3 | Fhillipia; | 53% | 445 |
| #4 | TyrdosGod - I Hate This Game D | 49% | 385 |
| #5 | Ronin | 46% | 145 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fhillip💀 | 60% | 87 |
| #2 | BlueC | 54% | 147 |
| #3 | Fhillipia; | 53% | 445 |
| #4 | TyrdosGod - I Hate This Game D | 49% | 385 |
| #5 | Ronin | 46% | 145 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TyrdosGod - I Hate This Game D | 30 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | Fhillipia; | 23 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | BlueC | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Fhillip💀 | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | Ronin | 3 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fhillipia; | 2230 | 0.25 | 63 min |
| #2 | BlueC | 611 | 0.20 | 14 min |
| #3 | Fhillip💀 | 478 | 0.27 | 14 min |
| #4 | Ronin | 106 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #5 | TyrdosGod - I Hate This Game D | 88 | 0.01 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fhillip💀 | +2.95 | 67 | 79 |
| #2 | Fhillipia; | +1.39 | 67 | 80 |
| #3 | ExL1ght; | +1.25 | 91 | 77 |
| #4 | BlueC | -0.40 | 53 | 62 |
| #5 | TyrdosGod - I Hate This Game D | -0.97 | 67 | 9 |





