








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 643 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 142 matches | ||
| Faceit | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5289 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,747 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8759 | 35% |
| Smokes | 4947 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 4774 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 6267 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $867,817 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 343 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BlueC | 55% | 143 |
| #2 | ExL1ght; | 53% | 445 |
| #3 | TyrdosGod - I Hate This Game D | 53% | 229 |
| #4 | Ronin | 43% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BlueC | 55% | 143 |
| #2 | ExL1ght; | 53% | 445 |
| #3 | TyrdosGod - I Hate This Game D | 53% | 229 |
| #4 | Ronin | 43% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TyrdosGod - I Hate This Game D | 15 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | ExL1ght; | 13 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | BlueC | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Ronin | 2 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ExL1ght; | 1993 | 0.22 | 55 min |
| #2 | BlueC | 582 | 0.20 | 13 min |
| #3 | TyrdosGod - I Hate This Game D | 64 | 0.01 | 2 min |
| #4 | Ronin | 22 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fhillipia; | +1.57 | 68 | 79 |
| #2 | ExL1ght; | +1.21 | 91 | 77 |
| #3 | BlueC | -0.75 | 55 | 61 |
| #4 | TyrdosGod - I Hate This Game D | -0.90 | 69 | 10 |
| #5 | Ronin | -4.48 | 44 | 38 |





