








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 195 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1255 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,574 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1231 | 34% |
| Smokes | 634 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 682 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1027 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $326,681 of utility $82 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 181 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NixInTheNight | 70% | 20 |
| #2 | U_U | 57% | 42 |
| #3 | Rev | 56% | 154 |
| #4 | J | 48% | 40 |
| #5 | captain goon | 44% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NixInTheNight | 70% | 20 |
| #2 | U_U | 57% | 42 |
| #3 | Rev | 56% | 154 |
| #4 | J | 48% | 40 |
| #5 | captain goon | 44% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rev | 19 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | U_U | 14 | 0.0170 |
| #3 | J | 11 | 0.0136 |
| #4 | captain goon | 4 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | NixInTheNight | 1 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rev | 183 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #2 | J | 53 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | U_U | 48 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | captain goon | 27 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #5 | NixInTheNight | 10 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rev | +3.92 | 66 | 47 |
| #2 | J | +0.52 | 61 | 46 |
| #3 | Outer Spectrum Creature | -0.40 | 56 | 48 |
| #4 | NixInTheNight | -1.07 | 56 | 21 |
| #5 | captain goon | -2.52 | 26 | 21 |





