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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
638 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 586 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 196 | 33% |
| Smokes | 105 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 80 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 205 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $72,580 of utility $37 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J | 58% | 26 |
| #2 | NixInTheNight | 56% | 9 |
| #3 | Rev | 49% | 37 |
| #4 | Outer Spectrum Creature | 44% | 50 |
| #5 | U_U | 41% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J | 58% | 26 |
| #2 | NixInTheNight | 56% | 9 |
| #3 | Rev | 49% | 37 |
| #4 | Outer Spectrum Creature | 44% | 50 |
| #5 | U_U | 41% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J | 9 | 0.0173 |
| #2 | Outer Spectrum Creature | 8 | 0.0082 |
| #3 | U_U | 8 | 0.0179 |
| #4 | Rev | 7 | 0.0092 |
| #5 | NixInTheNight | 1 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Outer Spectrum Creature | 103 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #2 | Rev | 70 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #3 | U_U | 47 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | J | 43 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rev | +5.82 | 74 | 50 |
| #2 | NixInTheNight | +2.51 | 48 | 11 |
| #3 | J | +1.85 | 66 | 51 |
| #4 | captain goon | -1.02 | 35 | 27 |
| #5 | Outer Spectrum Creature | -1.10 | 52 | 47 |





