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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 388 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 124 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1299 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,175 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 249 | 11% |
| Smokes | 243 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 900 | 41% |
| Molotovs | 783 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $407,990 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 10 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dea9s | 60% | 43 |
| #2 | Zanozano | 48% | 179 |
| #3 | Bundaaa | 40% | 15 |
| #4 | Niko. | 33% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dea9s | 60% | 43 |
| #2 | Zanozano | 48% | 179 |
| #3 | Bundaaa | 40% | 15 |
| #4 | Niko. | 33% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zanozano | 9 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | dea9s | 5 | 0.0058 |
| #3 | Bundaaa | 4 | 0.0141 |
| #4 | Niko. | 2 | 0.0090 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dea9s | 180 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #2 | Zanozano | 174 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #3 | Bundaaa | 39 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #4 | Niko. | 10 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dea9s | +3.12 | 64 | 76 |
| #2 | Zanozano | -0.41 | 51 | 57 |
| #3 | Niko. | -0.47 | 82 | 41 |
| #4 | TheShadow | -0.93 | 44 | 36 |
| #5 | Bundaaa | -0.96 | 27 | 41 |





