








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 218 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3598 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,039 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4373 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3960 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2955 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3751 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $546,733 of utility $75 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 175 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | ✗Plunderer✗ | 50% | 24 |
| #7 | Mr. Goat | 50% | 172 |
| #8 | Sage_Wolfi | 45% | 47 |
| #9 | ImBuggi | 43% | 77 |
| #10 | M2 | 35% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr. Goat | 31 | 0.0090 |
| #2 | 76561198166176061 | 12 | 0.0084 |
| #3 | Sage_Wolfi | 9 | 0.0100 |
| #4 | Battle Day | 9 | 0.0112 |
| #5 | Zanozano | 8 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr. Goat | 456 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #2 | 76561198166176061 | 182 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #3 | Sage_Wolfi | 155 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #4 | Zanozano | 138 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #5 | Battle Day | 103 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 76561198166176061 | +3.09 | 74 | 73 |
| #2 | dea9s | +1.53 | 62 | 73 |
| #3 | Mr. Goat | +0.99 | 59 | 59 |
| #4 | Battle Day | +0.79 | 67 | 52 |
| #5 | M2 | -1.50 | 54 | 55 |





