








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 115 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 630 matches | ||
| Faceit | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4589 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,001 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7717 | 28% |
| Smokes | 9095 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 5299 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 5890 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,772,818 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 114 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sebastiano //11// | 57% | 79 |
| #2 | Utsume | 51% | 367 |
| #3 | Dino | 49% | 451 |
| #4 | Albator | 44% | 78 |
| #5 | VegolasZer | 34% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sebastiano //11// | 57% | 79 |
| #2 | Utsume | 51% | 367 |
| #3 | Dino | 49% | 451 |
| #4 | Albator | 44% | 78 |
| #5 | VegolasZer | 34% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Utsume | 12 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Dino | 11 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | Sebastiano //11// | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Albator | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | VegolasZer | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dino | 1148 | 0.12 | 35 min |
| #2 | Utsume | 824 | 0.10 | 27 min |
| #3 | Albator | 207 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #4 | Sebastiano //11// | 137 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #5 | VegolasZer | 3 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sebastiano //11// | +1.43 | 74 | 67 |
| #2 | Dino | +0.81 | 64 | 58 |
| #3 | Utsume | +0.44 | 67 | 72 |
| #4 | Ekko | -0.80 | 54 | 72 |
| #5 | Albator | -2.11 | 50 | 59 |





