








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 114 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 108 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4426 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,399 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5006 | 40% |
| Smokes | 3099 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1754 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 2540 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $597,596 of utility $76 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 78 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | A2 | 70% | 30 |
| #2 | zara | 69% | 113 |
| #3 | Jamie | The Nuke Employee | 67% | 30 |
| #4 | ZSC | 63% | 24 |
| #5 | LuckyPies | 62% | 111 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | LuckyPies | 62% | 111 |
| #6 | Yui | 57% | 65 |
| #7 | Pini | 50% | 100 |
| #8 | lawepsan | 44% | 39 |
| #9 | 12 year old boy | 40% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LuckyPies | 20 | 0.0089 |
| #2 | Pini | 13 | 0.0064 |
| #3 | zara | 10 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | Yui | 10 | 0.0076 |
| #5 | lawepsan | 5 | 0.0067 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zara | 412 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #2 | LuckyPies | 295 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #3 | Pini | 276 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #4 | A2 | 126 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #5 | Jamie | The Nuke Employee | 103 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zara | +4.92 | 88 | 53 |
| #2 | Sniep | +2.65 | 75 | 56 |
| #3 | LuckyPies | +1.51 | 69 | 57 |
| #4 | A2 | +1.47 | 87 | 62 |
| #5 | ZSC | -0.76 | 63 | 29 |





