








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 20 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 314 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2908 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,859 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1254 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1201 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1760 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1644 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $703,695 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 97 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kiyweo | 64% | 22 |
| #2 | Ayanashi | 62% | 37 |
| #3 | KYNAR | 52% | 25 |
| #4 | Savenko | 52% | 60 |
| #5 | skibidi counter terrorist | 41% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Ayanashi | 62% | 37 |
| #3 | KYNAR | 52% | 25 |
| #4 | Savenko | 52% | 60 |
| #5 | skibidi counter terrorist | 41% | 22 |
| #6 | Stomp | 35% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Savenko | 10 | 0.0079 |
| #2 | Stomp | 7 | 0.0104 |
| #3 | Ayanashi | 6 | 0.0083 |
| #4 | KYNAR | 4 | 0.0077 |
| #5 | skibidi counter terrorist | 4 | 0.0080 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Savenko | 41 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #2 | skibidi counter terrorist | 41 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #3 | KYNAR | 32 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | Ayanashi | 18 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #5 | Kiyweo | 13 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yannis | +1.59 | 73 | 41 |
| #2 | Savenko | +1.12 | 72 | 39 |
| #3 | KYNAR | +1.08 | 63 | 50 |
| #4 | skibidi counter terrorist | +0.18 | 66 | 63 |
| #5 | Ayanashi | -3.14 | 16 | 12 |





