








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 53 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
737 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 802 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 217 | 27% |
| Smokes | 142 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 198 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 245 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $199,332 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Vrikka | 49% | 43 |
| #9 | ruijan palttaan kalastaja | 43% | 7 |
| #10 | Oikoivupuu | 42% | 36 |
| #11 | Mnri | 40% | 15 |
| #12 | lard fat homer | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vrikka | 71 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #2 | Mnri | 63 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #3 | Oikoivupuu | 49 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | Pyykkibuii | 29 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #5 | erska | 28 | 0.25 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aquast | +7.89 | 82 | 49 |
| #2 | Luckytwice | +4.83 | 79 | 63 |
| #3 | ruijan palttaan kalastaja | +3.75 | 82 | 46 |
| #4 | aksuQ | +2.42 | 80 | 60 |
| #5 | :D | +2.40 | 67 | 29 |





