








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 210 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 68 matches | ||
| Premier | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2569 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,499 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 725 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1306 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1242 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1226 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $915,528 of utility $191 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 30 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Lord Schn33 | 55% | 172 |
| #7 | Feyyaz | 55% | 44 |
| #8 | Phil626 | 53% | 32 |
| #9 | 'fuRy | 53% | 36 |
| #10 | Ch0Ps | 38% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lord Schn33 | 8 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | SPECTER | 8 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | 🗲 Cookiezz 🗲 | 5 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | 'fuRy | 3 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | Ch0Ps | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SPECTER | 507 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| #2 | 🗲 Cookiezz 🗲 | 288 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #3 | Feyyaz | 131 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | Ch0Ps | 125 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #5 | Lord Schn33 | 96 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cizzy | +1.95 | 69 | 61 |
| #2 | SPECTER | +1.26 | 80 | 63 |
| #3 | Lord Schn33 | +0.66 | 51 | 47 |
| #4 | Feyyaz | +0.46 | 57 | 58 |
| #5 | 🗲 Cookiezz 🗲 | +0.25 | 57 | 65 |





