








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 316 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 86 matches | ||
| Premier | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2065 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,080 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3138 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3565 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2172 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2205 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,001,361 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 58 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🗲 Cookiezz 🗲 | 62% | 76 |
| #2 | Feyyaz | 57% | 46 |
| #3 | 'fuRy | 56% | 36 |
| #4 | zxn | 56% | 162 |
| #5 | Lord Schn33 | 53% | 254 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Clutchmeister | 289 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #2 | 🗲 Cookiezz 🗲 | 236 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #3 | zxn | 200 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #4 | Ch0Ps | 182 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #5 | cizzy | 171 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SPECTER | +1.01 | 79 | 63 |
| #2 | cizzy | +0.83 | 68 | 61 |
| #3 | Lord Schn33 | +0.75 | 50 | 49 |
| #4 | Feyyaz | +0.41 | 58 | 57 |
| #5 | 🗲 Cookiezz 🗲 | +0.24 | 54 | 63 |





