








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1818 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 144 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 157 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5557 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,661 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3649 | 25% |
| Smokes | 5273 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 3011 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2728 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,528,936 of utility $232 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 147 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ashhy | +4.72 | 91 | 60 |
| #2 | Ashhy | +3.92 | 91 | 57 |
| #3 | ZeN | +2.55 | 77 | 56 |
| #4 | PheaHmm | +1.09 | 64 | 35 |
| #5 | MSG | -3.12 | 31 | 56 |





