








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1800 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 263 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 115 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7490 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,566 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4787 | 35% |
| Smokes | 3796 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2102 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 2881 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,041,333 of utility $213 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1949 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Ashhy | 60% | 48 |
| #3 | ZeN | 58% | 385 |
| #4 | MSG | 49% | 98 |
| #5 | πππππ»πππ | 49% | 125 |
| #6 | Ashhy | 48% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ashhy | +5.73 | 93 | 62 |
| #2 | Ashhy | +4.23 | 90 | 56 |
| #3 | ZeN | +2.55 | 77 | 57 |
| #4 | PheaHmm | +1.12 | 64 | 39 |
| #5 | MSG | -1.75 | 43 | 57 |





