








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 766 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 148 matches | ||
| Faceit | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2964 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,008 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4301 | 39% |
| Smokes | 1470 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 2005 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3232 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $471,011 of utility $78 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 506 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 3amo ADRN | 82% | 17 |
| #2 | .mETHy | 63% | 19 |
| #3 | bamBOAT | 59% | 74 |
| #4 | Knigge | 56% | 32 |
| #5 | twiggo | 51% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 3amo ADRN | 4 | 0.0110 |
| #2 | bamBOAT | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Knigge | 3 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | roJz | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | samk0w LELE | 2 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | roJz | 124 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #2 | Knigge | 123 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #3 | twiggo | 122 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | bamBOAT | 115 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | samk0w LELE | 100 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | twiggo | +2.59 | 89 | 54 |
| #2 | 3amo ADRN | +1.65 | 83 | 82 |
| #3 | .mETHy | +1.57 | 56 | 67 |
| #4 | roJz | +1.45 | 72 | 67 |
| #5 | Knigge | +1.38 | 80 | 62 |





