








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 114 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 140 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 74 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2256 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,006 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4136 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3679 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3183 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3008 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $911,450 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2149 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Beathra | 52% | 33 |
| #2 | kid named fragger | 50% | 20 |
| #3 | aedeb | 50% | 30 |
| #4 | ˚‧cass ♡‧˚ | 47% | 149 |
| #5 | susie deltarune | 46% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | ˚‧cass ♡‧˚ | 47% | 149 |
| #5 | susie deltarune | 46% | 67 |
| #6 | Icarus Steel | 44% | 73 |
| #7 | kibibyte | 42% | 19 |
| #8 | Scinyl | 42% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Beathra | 12 | 0.0200 |
| #2 | ˚‧cass ♡‧˚ | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Icarus Steel | 5 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | kibibyte | 2 | 0.0056 |
| #5 | aedeb | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scinyl | 166 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #2 | ˚‧cass ♡‧˚ | 75 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #3 | Beathra | 39 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | aedeb | 22 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | susie deltarune | 16 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Beathra | +3.14 | 49 | 39 |
| #2 | Scinyl | +2.63 | 65 | 63 |
| #3 | kid named fragger | +2.12 | 44 | 58 |
| #4 | susie deltarune | +1.63 | 10 | 45 |
| #5 | aedeb | +0.74 | 34 | 43 |





