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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
435 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 54 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 25 | 46% |
| Smokes | 8 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 3 | 6% |
| Molotovs | 18 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $67,472 of utility $46 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 89 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maiko | 50% | 8 |
| #2 | ˚‧cass ♡‧˚ | 48% | 44 |
| #3 | Jace | 44% | 73 |
| #4 | Beathra | 41% | 17 |
| #5 | susie deltarune | 38% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Beathra | 41% | 17 |
| #5 | susie deltarune | 38% | 13 |
| #6 | gatita | 29% | 7 |
| #7 | aedeb | 17% | 6 |
| #8 | Scinyl | 11% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Beathra | 7 | 0.0225 |
| #2 | Jace | 6 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jace | 283 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #2 | Scinyl | 52 | 0.28 | 1 min |
| #3 | ˚‧cass ♡‧˚ | 28 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | Beathra | 28 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #5 | gatita | 5 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Beathra | +5.80 | 56 | 30 |
| #2 | Scinyl | +2.72 | 61 | 55 |
| #3 | susie deltarune | +2.55 | 14 | 51 |
| #4 | aedeb | +1.93 | 29 | 25 |
| #5 | Maiko | +1.55 | 75 | 46 |





