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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 505 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 184 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 87 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3525 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,679 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 979 | 13% |
| Smokes | 1462 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2348 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2890 | 38% |
Our logs show you have wasted $702,678 of utility $60 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1026 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yui | 51% | 76 |
| #2 | Beathra | 49% | 103 |
| #3 | Icarus Steel | 48% | 44 |
| #4 | aedeb | 47% | 36 |
| #5 | Jace | 47% | 149 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Beathra | 34 | 0.0162 |
| #2 | Jace | 15 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | Yui | 11 | 0.0077 |
| #4 | susie deltarune | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | Scinyl | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jace | 614 | 0.22 | 12 min |
| #2 | Scinyl | 312 | 0.24 | 7 min |
| #3 | kid named fragger | 123 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | Beathra | 65 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #5 | aedeb | 36 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scinyl | +1.13 | 60 | 63 |
| #2 | kid named fragger | +0.79 | 44 | 48 |
| #3 | susie deltarune | +0.77 | 12 | 45 |
| #4 | Beathra | +0.62 | 59 | 25 |
| #5 | Yui | +0.33 | 58 | 29 |





