








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 116 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1119 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,410 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 649 | 27% |
| Smokes | 574 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 672 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 515 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $349,749 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 191 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 傑 | 44% | 34 |
| #2 | Max Cooper | 44% | 150 |
| #3 | Richard | 42% | 31 |
| #4 | scene .x. -tKfoW- | 40% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 傑 | 44% | 34 |
| #2 | Max Cooper | 44% | 150 |
| #3 | Richard | 42% | 31 |
| #4 | scene .x. -tKfoW- | 40% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Max Cooper | 13 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | 傑 | 12 | 0.0169 |
| #3 | Richard | 7 | 0.0106 |
| #4 | scene .x. -tKfoW- | 6 | 0.0060 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Max Cooper | 359 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #2 | scene .x. -tKfoW- | 195 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #3 | Richard | 127 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #4 | 傑 | 65 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | scene .x. -tKfoW- | +3.77 | 71 | 61 |
| #2 | 傑 | +1.69 | 54 | 25 |
| #3 | Max Cooper | +0.65 | 70 | 47 |
| #4 | Richard | +0.64 | 66 | 50 |
| #5 | Gilgameth, Dweller of the Night | -0.31 | 56 | 40 |





