








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 308 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 73 matches | ||
| Faceit | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2914 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,484 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3153 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2948 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1733 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2650 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $578,095 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 59 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | 傑 | 55% | 101 |
| #5 | MrHawkyy | 55% | 22 |
| #6 | Max Cooper | 52% | 161 |
| #7 | Richard | 51% | 77 |
| #8 | Gilgameth, Dweller of the Night | 40% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gilgameth, Dweller of the Night | 20 | 0.0199 |
| #2 | 傑 | 19 | 0.0090 |
| #3 | Max Cooper | 17 | 0.0051 |
| #4 | Richard | 15 | 0.0089 |
| #5 | ✪ Aimz | 9 | 0.0117 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Max Cooper | 618 | 0.18 | 13 min |
| #2 | Richard | 270 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #3 | 傑 | 182 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | MrHawkyy | 89 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #5 | ✪ Aimz | 87 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Aimz | +4.86 | 88 | 58 |
| #2 | 傑 | +2.08 | 59 | 36 |
| #3 | scene .x. -tKfoW- | +1.86 | 66 | 61 |
| #4 | Richard | +0.21 | 71 | 57 |
| #5 | miao | -0.93 | 59 | 35 |





