








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 705 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 212 matches | ||
| Wingman | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3751 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,337 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1609 | 13% |
| Smokes | 4019 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 3732 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2977 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $352,616 of utility $43 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 996 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ACE | 61% | 36 |
| #2 | Rhino | 59% | 39 |
| #3 | TopShotKenny | 54% | 48 |
| #4 | h1ka | 52% | 25 |
| #5 | F3N0L | 46% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | TopShotKenny | 54% | 48 |
| #4 | h1ka | 52% | 25 |
| #5 | F3N0L | 46% | 24 |
| #6 | Mozzarellaaa | 42% | 33 |
| #7 | Chonkers | 39% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ACE | 23 | 0.0315 |
| #2 | TopShotKenny | 11 | 0.0112 |
| #3 | Mozzarellaaa | 3 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | Chonkers | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | F3N0L | 2 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ACE | 166 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| #2 | TopShotKenny | 103 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | Rhino | 95 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | h1ka | 52 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | Mozzarellaaa | 22 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ACE | +10.18 | 93 | 60 |
| #2 | Rhino | +1.54 | 37 | 45 |
| #3 | Hugh jass | +0.66 | 42 | 38 |
| #4 | h1ka | -0.30 | 33 | 33 |
| #5 | TopShotKenny | -0.33 | 36 | 49 |





