








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 180 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 137 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2816 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,454 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2094 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2309 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1925 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1126 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $717,899 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 168 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h1ka | 62% | 60 |
| #2 | Hugh jass | 59% | 39 |
| #3 | Authentic | 58% | 19 |
| #4 | Karpye Baristov | 57% | 49 |
| #5 | KIllerking1989 | 47% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Karpye Baristov | 57% | 49 |
| #5 | KIllerking1989 | 47% | 19 |
| #6 | Chonkers | 47% | 142 |
| #7 | TopShotKenny | 38% | 21 |
| #8 | Mozzarellaaa | 32% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Karpye Baristov | 6 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | h1ka | 3 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | KIllerking1989 | 3 | 0.0076 |
| #4 | Chonkers | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | Mozzarellaaa | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h1ka | 108 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #2 | Karpye Baristov | 69 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | Authentic | 69 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #4 | TopShotKenny | 40 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | Chonkers | 24 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Authentic | +3.84 | 66 | 74 |
| #2 | Rhino | +3.37 | 33 | 42 |
| #3 | KIllerking1989 | +1.77 | 58 | 37 |
| #4 | Hugh jass | +1.56 | 34 | 30 |
| #5 | Karpye Baristov | +1.34 | 37 | 44 |





