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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 67 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 651 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 84 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5227 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 37,280 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9313 | 25% |
| Smokes | 7278 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 10885 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 9804 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $959,196 of utility $64 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 299 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nedello | 57% | 107 |
| #2 | Memories | 50% | 76 |
| #3 | nunenoriu | 50% | 452 |
| #4 | Mazvis | 49% | 381 |
| #5 | Rokelis | 49% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Mazvis | 49% | 381 |
| #5 | Rokelis | 49% | 82 |
| #6 | Zygis | 48% | 443 |
| #7 | Shyra | 48% | 343 |
| #8 | Kentas | 42% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mazvis | 34 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | Zygis | 30 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | nunenoriu | 21 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Shyra | 18 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | Rokelis | 11 | 0.0062 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zygis | 1334 | 0.14 | 33 min |
| #2 | Mazvis | 1323 | 0.17 | 35 min |
| #3 | nunenoriu | 1107 | 0.12 | 25 min |
| #4 | Memories | 416 | 0.26 | 12 min |
| #5 | Shyra | 352 | 0.05 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nedello | +2.01 | 72 | 31 |
| #2 | Mazvis | +1.70 | 45 | 72 |
| #3 | Memories | +0.52 | 67 | 71 |
| #4 | nunenoriu | +0.27 | 41 | 69 |
| #5 | -Jordan- | +0.18 | 51 | 75 |





