








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 54 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 29 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
562 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,237 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 359 | 29% |
| Smokes | 246 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 262 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 370 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $251,307 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 21 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Klostri | 71% | 7 |
| #2 | tuve | 71% | 7 |
| #3 | naiCou | 43% | 7 |
| #4 | P3PE | 38% | 8 |
| #5 | daNbee | 30% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | daNbee | 30% | 10 |
| #6 | Leevi | 30% | 10 |
| #7 | Eml0 | 29% | 14 |
| #8 | Kinkkumestari | 27% | 11 |
| #9 | lefunator | 25% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eml0 | 4 | 0.0153 |
| #2 | daNbee | 2 | 0.0100 |
| #3 | Leevi | 1 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | daNbee | 65 | 0.33 | 2 min |
| #2 | lefunator | 36 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #3 | Eml0 | 34 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #4 | tuve | 24 | 0.17 | 0 min |
| #5 | Klostri | 22 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tuve | +7.75 | 81 | 68 |
| #2 | daNbee | +5.88 | 71 | 63 |
| #3 | Klostri | +2.93 | 59 | 59 |
| #4 | Maiko ;) | +1.24 | 68 | 44 |
| #5 | naiCou | -0.02 | 36 | 68 |





