








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 141 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 73 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1326 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,653 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2967 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1963 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2326 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2397 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $272,750 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 157 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheAlvarouk | 51% | 35 |
| #2 | ✪ RuLa | 50% | 70 |
| #3 | ✪ Quartero97 | 50% | 100 |
| #4 | Dela | 49% | 43 |
| #5 | Yowi | 45% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Abascal cabalgando a Montero | 145 | 0.36 | 4 min |
| #2 | ✪ Quartero97 | 139 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | ✪ RuLa | 104 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | TheAlvarouk | 73 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | Dela | 65 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EL CID ♿ | +1.57 | 77 | 61 |
| #2 | ✪ Quartero97 | +0.85 | 81 | 78 |
| #3 | ✪ RuLa | +0.77 | 69 | 70 |
| #4 | Dela | +0.47 | 68 | 66 |
| #5 | Yowi | -0.07 | 69 | 64 |





