








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 813 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 429 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 105 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6665 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,261 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5365 | 17% |
| Smokes | 10111 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 6170 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 9615 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,764,046 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 661 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EL CID ♿ | 11 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | Lin ♥ | 10 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | Abascal cabalgando a Montero | 10 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | ✪ RuLa | 6 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Denial | 6 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dela | 657 | 0.11 | 18 min |
| #2 | ✪ RuLa | 604 | 0.15 | 17 min |
| #3 | TheAlvarouk | 441 | 0.18 | 13 min |
| #4 | Abascal cabalgando a Montero | 413 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #5 | EL CID ♿ | 316 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ RuLa | +2.12 | 73 | 69 |
| #2 | EL CID ♿ | +1.20 | 76 | 59 |
| #3 | Dela | +0.63 | 66 | 69 |
| #4 | ✪ Quartero97 | +0.53 | 75 | 77 |
| #5 | galmo | +0.35 | 75 | 62 |





