








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 282 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 237 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1300 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,359 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2772 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2159 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2948 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2480 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $628,997 of utility $184 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 82 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheAlvarouk | 5 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | EL CID ♿ | 3 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Abascal cabalgando a Montero | 3 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | ✪ Quartero97 | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Denial | 2 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheAlvarouk | 208 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #2 | EL CID ♿ | 139 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | ✪ Quartero97 | 134 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #4 | Dela | 133 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | Abascal cabalgando a Montero | 124 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Denial | +0.86 | 64 | 51 |
| #2 | EL CID ♿ | +0.78 | 79 | 62 |
| #3 | ✪ RuLa | +0.59 | 72 | 68 |
| #4 | galmo | +0.54 | 79 | 57 |
| #5 | Dela | +0.11 | 64 | 71 |





