








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 106 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2380 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,131 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 290 | 26% |
| Smokes | 320 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 314 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 207 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $332,107 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 276 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cereal Enjoyer | 65% | 43 |
| #2 | Yui | 63% | 24 |
| #3 | vaguerrx | 57% | 30 |
| #4 | frycat | 49% | 109 |
| #5 | 𝓰𝓸𝓸𝓫𝓮𝓻 | 46% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | vaguerrx | 57% | 30 |
| #4 | frycat | 49% | 109 |
| #5 | 𝓰𝓸𝓸𝓫𝓮𝓻 | 46% | 41 |
| #6 | soggypotato1 | 45% | 42 |
| #7 | lana | 26% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frycat | 38 | 0.0187 |
| #2 | 𝓰𝓸𝓸𝓫𝓮𝓻 | 16 | 0.0198 |
| #3 | lana | 12 | 0.0264 |
| #4 | soggypotato1 | 8 | 0.0111 |
| #5 | Cereal Enjoyer | 6 | 0.0079 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vaguerrx | 56 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #2 | lana | 40 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #3 | soggypotato1 | 37 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | Yui | 33 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #5 | 𝓰𝓸𝓸𝓫𝓮𝓻 | 31 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cereal Enjoyer | +2.67 | 52 | 30 |
| #2 | frycat | +2.01 | 68 | 22 |
| #3 | Yui | +1.75 | 46 | 36 |
| #4 | vaguerrx | +1.71 | 58 | 48 |
| #5 | 1chinese gilbert | +1.37 | 74 | 16 |





