








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 339 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 153 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2596 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,929 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3407 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1933 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2450 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2139 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $421,241 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 110 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕥𝕖𝕣 | 63% | 41 |
| #2 | Hunbalcs | 61% | 104 |
| #3 | Furi on 400hz | 55% | 105 |
| #4 | Gambling Addict (in 100k debt) | 55% | 136 |
| #5 | Dzsulio | 55% | 154 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕥𝕖𝕣 | 63% | 41 |
| #2 | Hunbalcs | 61% | 104 |
| #3 | Furi on 400hz | 55% | 105 |
| #4 | Gambling Addict (in 100k debt) | 55% | 136 |
| #5 | Dzsulio | 55% | 154 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gambling Addict (in 100k debt) | 9 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Hunbalcs | 6 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Dzsulio | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Furi on 400hz | 5 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕥𝕖𝕣 | 3 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gambling Addict (in 100k debt) | 413 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #2 | Dzsulio | 342 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #3 | Hunbalcs | 315 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #4 | Furi on 400hz | 187 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕥𝕖𝕣 | 88 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Furi on 400hz | +3.29 | 89 | 51 |
| #2 | 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕥𝕖𝕣 | +2.88 | 86 | 53 |
| #3 | LaFleur | +1.68 | 62 | 67 |
| #4 | Hunbalcs | +0.81 | 71 | 61 |
| #5 | Dzsulio | -1.77 | 59 | 56 |





